COMEDY

ADAPT OR FLY

03 Apr 2012 to 29 Apr 2012 Theatre, Comedy
Pieter-Dirk Uys's first one-man show opened on April Fool’s Day 1981 - ADAPT OR DYE. Rainbow Democracy will be in its eighteenth year. African National Congress will be gearing up for its crucial congress in Mangaung during the second half of the year. Everything in our country has changed and yet some things seem to be the same old story. Poverty, violence, crime, corruption, media control, confusion and fear were the realities of life during the 1980s. Has history repeated itself in some areas and turned tragedy into farce? ADAPT OR FLY was also inspired by politics. At the height of the Malema-speak of nationalization of mines and land-grabs of farms which frightened many people into near-panic, a spokesperson for ANC Youth League was heard to suggest that if whites did not like the fact that the youth would take over South Africa, then they could go somewhere else: ‘Adapt or fly!’ Joburg Theatre, The Mandela, Braamfontein, Johannesburg.

ALLY & CLARIE'S FAVOURITE CLASSICS

13 Feb 2012 to 18 Feb 2012 Music, Theatre, Comedy
Two gentlemen with more passion for music are hard to find. Long-standing colleagues and friends Alistair Izobell and Clarence Ford bring their passion and knowledge of music to the stage. Clarence's Favourites on Heart 104.9 FM every Sunday will be transported to main stage at the Baxter with Alistair Izobell as producer and performer, with a 7-piece band and 6 backing vocalists, featuring Felicity Keron and Nur Abrahams. An evening not to be missed! With Alistair Izobell you are guaranteed to have an electrifying evening. Baxter Theatre, Cape Town

BIG BOYS DON'T DANCE

14 Dec 2011 to 08 Jan 2012 Theatre, Comedy
Winner of a 2010 Standard Bank Ovation Award at the National Art Festival. From producers of Love @ First Fight and Big Girls Don’t Cry, comes the latest hyper-comic crowd pleaser, but this time it’s all about the boys! AshSearle from So You Think You Can Dance, and his brother Bradley, who recently starred in the musicals Peter Pan, Footloose and Pinnochio, twirl their way through this unforgettable adventure of far-out farce and foolishness. Kalk Bay Theatre, Cnr Rouxville Road and Main Rd, Kalk Bay

BODY LANGUAGE

17 Jan 2012 to 04 Feb 2012 Theatre, Comedy
Brand new, hilarious informative comedy by South Africas leading edutainment comedian physical theatre expert, Gaetan Schmid and entertain u on a fascinating subject - secret language of the human body. Fascinating because, even if you don’t want it, your body talks and talks and talks and talks … and it won’t ever shut up! Who ever thought that the human body could be so funny? Old Mutual Theatre on the Square.

COMEDY COLLECTION

27 Oct 2010 to 31 Dec 2011 Comedy
It’s a night of all Cape Town club comedians bringing laughter every Wed and most of them are new but they have made a mark in comedy. Time: 20:30. Raggazzi Appertivo Lounge 33 Long Str Cape Town opposite KFC, Second floor.

CONRAD KOCH presents PUPPET ASYLUM

10 Jan 2012 to 28 Jan 2012 Theatre, Comedy
South Africa’s top ventriloquist, brings a highly acclaimed new one-man comedy show. Using post-modern puppets that include notorious political analyst, Chester Missing. Set in a special ‘loony bin’, Conrad has one last chance to get his crazy puppets released but only if he can get them to behave in front of a test audience. Directed by Heinrich Reisenhofer. Produced by Podium .. The Comedy Merchants. Baxter Golden Arrow Studio

Dont DRESS for Dinner

09 Feb 2012 to 26 Feb 2012 Theatre, Comedy
Hilarious comedy about couples, farce about dbl adultery and gourmet cooking that will have u crying with laughter and begging for more! In stylish private game lodge somewhere near Kruger Park, Bernie is hoping to entertain chic Joburg celebrity mistress, Suzy, with a foolproof plan in place. What can possibly go wrong…? Of course, everything does! Cast : Tim Wells, Bryan Hiles, Clare Mortimer, Jailoshini Naidoo, Janna Ramos-Violante, Nhlakanipho Manqele. Directed by Steven Stead. Elizabeth Sneddon Theatre, Durban

i don't work on sundays.....

03 Apr 2012 to 21 Apr 2012 Theatre, Comedy
Marc Lotterings brand new show, featuring latest stand-up. With a limited run, Lottering fans are advised to book early.
The show is not suitable for children. Baxter Theatre, Golden Arrow Studio, Cape Town.

KLASS STRUGGLE

14 Feb 2012 to 25 Feb 2012 Theatre, Comedy
TRACY KLASS’ laugh–a-minute stand-up comedy. From Sea Point to Sandton! South Africa’s most stylish comedienne, doll! Rave reviews form Cape Town!

Performances Tues - Fri 8.15pm / Sat 6.00pm and 8.30pm
Old Mutual Theatre on the Square

MONEY'S TOO TIGHT TO MENTION

18 Jan 2012 to 04 Feb 2012 Theatre, Comedy
Award-winning duo of comedian Stuart Taylor and director Heinrich Reisenhofer have teamed up to create yet another sure-fire comedy that features witty stories, astute observations and thought-provoking punch lines that will have you bent over with laughter. In his light hearted, infectious style Taylor comes to grip with our current financial crisis and the drive to keep up with the Khumalos, and shares some humorous tips on how to get through the rough patch. Not suitable for children under 16. Baxter Theatre, Cape Town.